I’ve been away for too long. I’m gonna try to get back into the swing of things…

Good Morning MaFockers!!!

Alligator is actually pretty good.

We stayed at this hotel…

This will be the instrument of my destruction tonight…

mephistophelina:

Do I count? I was IN ‘85, just barely on Jan 8th.

Ok

(Source: cru-jones)

Words with friends… You’re such a Prude.

mephistophelina:

wearethe99percent:

I am the 99% but I don’t begrudge the 1%.

I don’t make as much as this guy. However, people need to realize that there are people who are in the 99%, making maybe 30k a year max, who don’t really care about what they don’t have(yachts, private islands, etc) nor do they care about what others have. I have friends with degrees, certifications, master’s degress etc., who are unemployed or working for pennies and I have friends with GEDs or who dropped out of college(not unlike “hero of the universe” Steve Jobs) that make great money and live comfortably. Life is a crap shoot where NOTHING is guaranteed. Why would it be? Our time on this spinning rock is very limited, we can spend the majority of it chasing after material and monetary comforts, or we can enjoy what we have, which in America, is oodles better than life is say a 3rd world country where you drop dead as soon as you’re born. Go ahead and demonize me and sling hate at me, but I’m the 99% and very happy with my life. Don’t hate this guy because the random chaos of the universe happened to “smile” on him. For a bunch of bleeding heart hippies, preaching love and tolerance, hate really comes easy. And just because “THEY” do it is not a good excuse, it makes you just as guilty of intolerance and hate mongering as the people you detest. Also, hating on someone just because they are happy and semi-successful is fucking stupid. Whoops. Sorry. Went nuts there. Please, disregard my OPINIONS and move on with your life. (Prepares for massive unfollow)

mephistophelina:

slmisfit:

techno-dildo:

pympin:

insieme-per-la-vittoria:

sperare-e-peccato:

building-god:

the-hex:

Assassin’s Creed: Macaroni and Cheese

…I want AC mac and cheese…with Ezio, Desmond, and Altair shaped noodles…

Assassin’s Creed: Hot Chocolate

Call of Nutella: Hazel Nut Warfare.

Yes.

L.A. Bun Bo Hue

:|c

Chicken Nuggets Island.

DO. MOTHERFUCKING. WANT.

Assassin’s Quesadilla.

Fable Roast III (I’m not good with this, but I had Roast beef :P )

The last game I played (and am still playing) is RAGE. So… RAGE Cheerios? >_>

X-Men: Spaghetti

Pretzels of War 3